My aunts, The zoo, and a goat!

It started as an overnight trip to my Aunt Panda's house, but when Daddy heard the word "injustice", it became a crusade to stanp out the inequalities that plague the people of St. Louis, the state of Missouri, and all midwesterners that are unfairly deprived of my company. More specifically, my wonderful aunts Tricia and Lisa, whom i had slighted during my travels. For this I am sorry. So our journey has taken us from Tollesboro, to Lexington, and weare currently in St. Louis. Tomorrow we are going to Indianapolis to see Aunt Becca and Jason, and Friday we are trekking to Fostoria to spend Labor Day weekend with Mamaw and Papaw.

During my time in St. Louis, Aunt Lisa took me and Daddy to the zoo. We stayed there all day and walked around. I saw the brand new baby elephant, prairie dogs, fish, spiders, butterflys, and bears. You name it, and I saw it. But my favorite animals were the penguins and the goats. The penguins were really noisy and kept jumping into the water and splashing me! The goats were friendly. I got to pet them and brush them, and I even kissed a couple of them. One of them tried to eat my Daddy's shirt!

Tonight My aunts are taking me to the Cardinals game in the new stadium! I am very excited about it, and I am going to where my St. Louis Cardinals shirt!

The Great Poopy Incident of 2006

It was the best of times... It was the worst of times. And some may say, it was the poopiest of times! I just think it was funny! On Tuesday we arrived in Fostoria, to visit Mamaw and Papaw and Nana, but when we got here, Papaw thought it would be awesome to give me pneumonia, or at least a nasty cold! So, I've got the sniffles and a little sneezing, and a big bowl full of Bugles corn snacks, and I am standing in the living room watching TV, while Daddy is in the potty. I'm minding my own buisness, taking a poo in my diaper, when Mamaw and Papaw both start yelling, because it is coming out, in liquid form, all over their brand new floor! MAmaw rushed me to the bathroom, interupting daddy, and they proceeded to attempt a tag team cleanup, but the best was yet to come.

Daddy was gagging, I was laughing, and Mamaw threw up her lunch in the bathroom floor, and then i got in the bathtub. Daddy got me all cleaned up, and took me in the other room to dress me. When he was drying my bottom, he saw what he thought was a little spot of poo he had missed. But it was in fact the skin of a dill pickle slice, and it was about 3 inches long. (you dont want to know where the rest of it was!)

So, today I decided to use the potty. I am too nice!!!

What's new?

Well, lots! First off, my mommy had to have some surgery and she is still in Rhode Island, recuperating, so GET WELL, MOMMY! I love you!

Second, I'm in Kentucky now with Daddy, and Mommy will join us here soon for our leave before we move to Sicily. Daddy and I drove down here in the Escort with Jarrod in the front seat, me and the dog and two cats in the back seat, a bike strapped to the trunk, and a trailer with motorcycle towing behind. What a sight we were!

Then, this past weekend, Papaw's work had an outing to Kings Island, so we went with Papaw, Mamaw, Daddy, my sissies and Aunt Jera. Then that crazy Tricia & Lisa drove in and surprised me, so they tagged along too. Here's a picture of me meeting DORA!

Dentist!

I went to the dentisit for the first time today! It was part of my overseas screening, to see if I am fit for duty or not! I told them I was and that I could play all day without any assistance, but they insisted that I get checked out. I was really good and I have 14 teeth now. LT. Yang was really fun and even gave me a new toothbrush when I was done!

busy busy busy

today was another busy day of preperations and such. Mommy and Daddy have started packing all the little nick-nacks that make a house a home, like the pictures and doo-dads. it is starting to look very cold and sterile in my house. i am not happy about it. here is another picture from my trip to the beach the other night.

Starfishy

Today was a great day. In between all the packing and hustle and bustle one might expect around here right now, Mom and Dad found time to take me to the beach for a walk. The tide was low, so that means there was alot of places to run and explore. My cousin Jarrod went with us, and we caught a starfish together. It took awhile, but I finally sat down with it and even petted it some!

I was a BAD girl!!!

There seems to be no end to the lengths that "The Man" will go to stop a sweet innocent girl like me from having some fun. It all started with my fun in the pool yesterday... Apparently, someone filed a complaint about indecent exposure. Not that I like to push the limits, but today I went for a ride in my Escalade, and I got pulled over. The Escalade was impounded, and I was taken into custody on charges of driving without a license, no insurance, failure to yeild right of way to an emergency vehicle, no registration, speeding, reckless operation, failure to signal for a turn, and last but certainly not least, indecent exposure! My lawyer will have a field day with this!

You might be a Redneck If.....

If your back yard swimming pool does not require the use of lifeguards, or swimsuits, you might be a redneck.

Operation Destroy Daddy has begun!

Phase 1 of my master plan has begun, and soon I will be queen of the backyard! (Insert an evil two year old laugh here!) Since we came home, Daddy has been plotting to steal my fun, and keep me safe from danger, and what I call, "fun". But the time for my revenge is at hand! Last night sent my evil minion, codename "sippy-cup", to destroy his vision, that way i can do what i please, and he has only his other 4 senses to track me! (Evil two year old laugh, again, only louder) Everything is unfolding according to my plan!

Operation Destroy Daddy has begun!