There seems to be no end to the lengths that "The Man" will go to stop a sweet innocent girl like me from having some fun. It all started with my fun in the pool yesterday... Apparently, someone filed a complaint about indecent exposure. Not that I like to push the limits, but today I went for a ride in my Escalade, and I got pulled over. The Escalade was impounded, and I was taken into custody on charges of driving without a license, no insurance, failure to yeild right of way to an emergency vehicle, no registration, speeding, reckless operation, failure to signal for a turn, and last but certainly not least, indecent exposure! My lawyer will have a field day with this!
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